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EnglishBy Juhani on September 21st, 2009
Burdock still lurks
“I am bregnant 1 month and 6 days” – said the message I received to my mobile phone couple of days ago. I was having a relaxed stay in Bangkok until that. I simply could not believe my eyes when I read it. I also had to ensure that I was actually holding my own phone. Basically my brain cells just did not understand how could it be true what I had just read.
Well, the good news is that this is practically impossible. I didn’t answer anything to her back then, and I thought that I’ll wait couple of days until I make my move. However, today we were having a good time with guys. We were basically just drinking some beer and relaxing in our jacuzzi until Lauri’s girlfriend came back home and told what she had heard. My own personal stalker has been telling her story to basically everybody she knows. Everyone in this household just laughed their asses off.
A while ago I wrote an article about Thai-version of burdock woman, and today’s happenings prolong that happy story. Today we all learned a good lesson how sick some people can be. They can even make up stories like this, but what do they think they achieve? The best part is that apparently this woman either believes her own lies or thinks that she can lie to people whatever she wants.
Based on what she told to Lauri’s girlfriend, I have been staying with her already a long time. We never use condom when we make love, period. I also realized that I pick her up every night after she finishes her work so that nobody could know that we are together. The list is long and painful, but none of these are true.
I have not answered her text messages or calls for a long time anymore (she used to try to call me like 20 times a day before). My personal feeling is that this is her final miserable attempt to get attention. Or maybe she is just mentally unstable. Or both.
I am very happy that the local people understand what kind of woman is this. She has already a good and steady reputation of talking bullshit. I don’t know how to put this, but I think that I’ll go see her tomorrow and execute an imagination abortion to her imagination baby. Maybe she would finally understand?
September 22nd, 2009
Nikke Says :
LOL!
September 22nd, 2009
Kade =) Says :
Tietysti on olemassa teoreettinen mahdollisuus, että olet iltaisin niin humalassa, ettet muista hakeneesi tyttöystävääsi, ja rakastelleesi ilman kondomia viikosta toiseen. ;)
Entä aiotko ottaa omalletunnollesi mielikuvituslapsen abortin? Hänestähän voisi kasvaa jollekin tärkeä mielikuvituskaveri. ;) :)
September 24th, 2009
Juhani Says :
Hahaha. Naulan kantaan. :D Kirjoittelen asiasta tilannepäivitystä lähiaikoina.
October 1st, 2009
idaa:) Says :
siis sehän on ilmeisesti vimpan päälle sekasin koko muija:D
October 4th, 2009
Juhani Says :
Eeeei oo :)